Melonwank

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Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.

"You're such a melonwank"

Melonwank by JYKL July 10, 2009

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Monwank

Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes

Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders

Monwank by Slapass May 3, 2014

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Melonwank • melonhawk • Melonian • melonmaniac • melonpan • melonwad • melonwater • Melonwater eating berry straws • Monwank • Moonwank

Melonwater eating berry straws

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

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melonmaniac

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

melonmaniac by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

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Moonwank

During a full Moon a "Moonwanker" will stand by his window and Fap releasing a loud howl when he jizzes

Lee: "Oh look a full Moon"

JP: "What you doing tonight"

Sean: "Having a Moonwank"

Moonwank by Wrobles March 7, 2011

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melonpan

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

melonpan by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

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Melonman

A melon man is someone who likes melons a lot and eats melons.

Hey, look at Tim he's definitely a melonman.

Melonman by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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