Melonwank 

Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.

"You're such a melonwank"

Melonwank by JYKL July 10, 2009

Monwank 

Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes

Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders

Monwank by Slapass May 3, 2014

Melonwater eating berry straws 

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

melonmaniac 

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

melonmaniac by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

Moonwank 

During a full Moon a "Moonwanker" will stand by his window and Fap releasing a loud howl when he jizzes

Lee: "Oh look a full Moon"

JP: "What you doing tonight"

Sean: "Having a Moonwank"

Moonwank by Wrobles March 7, 2011

melonpan 

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

melonpan by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

Melonman 

A melon man is someone who likes melons a lot and eats melons.

Hey, look at Tim he's definitely a melonman.

Melonman by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021