Melonman
Melonman by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021
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The Melon Man
"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."
The Melon Man by anonymous October 12, 2020
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melonmaniac • melon man • melon mania • melomaniac • meloman • mélomani • melomania • Melomania: • melómano • Melonian
melon man
A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
melon man by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020
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Melomaniac
Melomaniac by _BaccoX December 22, 2020
Melomania:
A singular passion for music that is beyond all reason. From the French melomanie, from the Latin melos, song + -mania, frenzy.
Melomania: My dad archives music from all over the world on a massive scale for the love of it, so it won't be lost.
<3 U Dad
<3 U Dad
Melomania: by MoxyPaperdoll February 16, 2010
melomaniac
I am a melomaniac.
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