melonwater

It's a watermelon when its square

Oh look at these asians making melonwater

melonwater by TeleVsion September 18, 2020

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Melonwater eating berry straws

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

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Moonwater

The little splash you get on the ass when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.

It was horrible. I had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! Now ill have to bleach my entire ass.

Moonwater by Tacobar March 19, 2010

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Melonate

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

Melonate by PP is extended October 24, 2018

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Moonwater

Moon water is a combination of 1/3 semen 2/3 piss

Dude i saw a cup of moonwater at johhny's it looked like yellow sperm...

Moonwater by shrimpjuice July 9, 2011

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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