melonpan 

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

melonpan by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

Melonwank 

Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.

"You're such a melonwank"

Melonwank by JYKL July 10, 2009

melonmaniac 

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

melonmaniac by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

Melonman 

A melon man is someone who likes melons a lot and eats melons.

Hey, look at Tim he's definitely a melonman.

Melonman by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021

Melonian 

A person with a particularly round head. Usually very big and circular. Named after its resemblance to the melon. Nicknamed a Melon Head.

Yeah, that Melonian has such a round. She probably came from a family of Melon Heads.

Melonian by AznPersuazn September 9, 2010