Monwank

Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes

Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders

by Slapass May 3, 2014

Moonwank

During a full Moon a "Moonwanker" will stand by his window and Fap releasing a loud howl when he jizzes

Lee: "Oh look a full Moon"

JP: "What you doing tonight"

Sean: "Having a Moonwank"

by Wrobles March 7, 2011

monkwank

(n.) General term of offense originating perhaps from the euphonious consonantal reduplicative 'nk'. It would, of course, in some circles be considered sad or even gay to wank a monk.

George that monkwank dobbed me in to the 5.0.

by anycon September 18, 2005