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Moonwank

During a full Moon a "Moonwanker" will stand by his window and Fap releasing a loud howl when he jizzes
Lee: "Oh look a full Moon"

JP: "What you doing tonight"

Sean: "Having a Moonwank"
by Wrobles March 7, 2011
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Moonwalker

Amazing people who celebrate the life of Michael Jackson everyday of their lives. They can spend hours listening to his music and watching short films (videos) of him and never get tired or bored of it. Only people to help him spread his message of love, happiness, peace, and change all around the world even after his death. Moonwalkers are know every word to all of Michael's songs and doesn't not like any of them. They speak Jacksonese frequently; ). A Moonwalker's heart is full of love. They do not believe tabloids and they know that everything bad written about Michael is not true. Moonwalkers know every little thing about MJ. They would fight their hardest to defend Michael from anything. Moonwalkers are the people who, through everything, remember that it's all for love, L.O.V.E.
I am a Moonwalker
by Nightquanda June 2, 2015
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Monwank

Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes
Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders
by Slapass May 3, 2014
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Moonwalker

*Youtube video ranking songs*
Moonwalker: Moonwalkers?
by ShamoneChamone January 18, 2019
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Moonwalk

A dance move first performed by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson in Motown 25 while performing Billie Jean. It creates an illusion of moving forward while actually you are sliding back. Now everyone wants to learn it and be like MJ :)
by MJMoonwalker January 11, 2011
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Moonwalkin

The act of making it seem like your going forward when your really going backward.
Moonwalkinn is like getting back with your exgirlfriend when you really know it's not going to work... and trying to convince yourself, and others that it's a good thing going forward... but really steppin back.
by Henry K. Priest November 16, 2005
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Moonwalk

To anxiously backtrack, alter or offer excuses to a previous statement, argument, or action that has suddenly been proven to be flawed or otherwise false, without ever truly admitting why it was as such. Usually the hallmark of someone who cannot stand/afford to be proven wrong.
"When Joe finished telling Jane where he was last night, she revealed the proof to the contrary. Dumbstruck with the confrontation, Joe nervously attempted to moonwalk his way out of the situation."
by WordWarlock March 22, 2017
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