melded

When two objects merge together creating one super-object.

The three pancakes melded together while being cooked, creating a trifectum of breakfast deliciousness.

by The_Truth_Man February 17, 2009

Melded

Melded (n.) - A complete fuck-up of life. A lack of common sense combined with regretable decisions familiar mostly to the state of drunkeness while being stoned.

Melded (v.) - To do something so retarded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as "Why the hell would you do that" and "How did you manage that one".

"Oh you really melded that one up"

"This whole day is really melded"

by Ghig May 9, 2007

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

meleda

Great woman/mom. Beautiful inside and definitely out. Great friend to everyone. "She's my sunshine...my only sunshine" she's my best friend <3

mom meleda

by Loniesunshine November 9, 2013

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Meded

A cool word used by cool kids. It makes smart people laugh. Stupid people will not understand why it's cool, especially if they are on platforms like TikTok or Instagram.

Cool kid 1: Meded.
Cool kid 2: LOL!
Another kid (probably mentally disturbed): Kill yourself.

by lolenhagen September 23, 2019