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Melded (n.) - A complete fuck-up of life. A lack of common sense combined with regretable decisions familiar mostly to the state of drunkeness while being stoned.

Melded (v.) - To do something so retarded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as "Why the hell would you do that" and "How did you manage that one".
"Oh you really melded that one up"

"This whole day is really melded"
Melded by Ghig May 9, 2007

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body 

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.
green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.
oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.
melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008
Great woman/mom. Beautiful inside and definitely out. Great friend to everyone. "She's my sunshine...my only sunshine" she's my best friend <3
mom meleda
meleda by Loniesunshine November 9, 2013

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022
A cool word used by cool kids. It makes smart people laugh. Stupid people will not understand why it's cool, especially if they are on platforms like TikTok or Instagram.
Cool kid 1: Meded.
Cool kid 2: LOL!
Another kid (probably mentally disturbed): Kill yourself.
Meded by lolenhagen September 23, 2019