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Melahating 

The art of disapproving or "Hating" of someone because you lack Melanin color. This social issue is usually caused by people that really are just mad you look better than them, so instead of improving ones self they take out their anger on the unsuspecting dark brown to light sandy brown victim.

Melahating has many other variations but is not limited to hating on skin color alone but also encompasses anything that targets an individual's naturally beautiful features for instance Curly Hair etc.
Karen walked into the store and looked directly at a beautiful black woman and immediately started Melahating on her due to her natural afro and stunning chocolate brown skin. When the young black woman turned around to see who was harassing her, she noticed that all it was is jealousy wound up in a non-melanin foul mouthed heathen, so she replied: Don't you have anything better to do than melahating on me?
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metadating 

I met a lovely guy in a metabar last week & after a few romantic metadates we're now officially metadating.
metadating by futurewords January 6, 2022

metadating 

Talking about dating while on a date
I was on a date with Joe and he started talking about dating and all the crazy girls he's met on OkCupid and Tinder. I hate metadating!
metadating by OkJ April 27, 2014

metadating 

The project management of online dating...remembering what you said to whom and when on which social network or dating site...and maintaining a fully auditable digital record of said exchanges for legal purposes.
Man, was it Tribe.net, Friendster or... shit - I need a metadating service!
metadating by Imran Ali March 8, 2004

Meganating

When someone named Megan does something particularly well. This phrase can also be applied to individuals with other names. Can be used when an individual is talking to an attractive person, doing well on school work, or just being fucking awesome in their daily life.
After spending six hours studying, Johnny completely meganated all over that math test.

Megan is talking to that cute guy and getting her meganate on.

Hey yo, you're on a roll, just wanted to point out that you are meganating so hard today.
Meganating by Marizzzzzzza November 11, 2011

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.
"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."
metabating by Brint October 29, 2005

melisating

hyperactive little girl who sleeps most of the day
That girl is a melisating from time to time
melisating by tunabelly January 9, 2011