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melisating by tunabelly January 9, 2011
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Medibating
Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.
How to practice proper medibating technique:
1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011
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meditating
A euphemism for masturbation.
Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?
Mimie: In my room...meditating.
Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.
Mimie: Ohhhkay.
Mimie: In my room...meditating.
Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.
Mimie: Ohhhkay.
meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008
Memitating
When someone is imitating you in a condescending way, but instead of copying your words, they say "Meh Meh Meh" in the same tone and cadence that you did.
Memitating by SmylyMom247 October 29, 2017
meditating
typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs
meditating by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009
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