melisating

hyperactive little girl who sleeps most of the day

That girl is a melisating from time to time

by tunabelly January 9, 2011

Medibating

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Maligating

The act of a Belgian Malinois snapping it mouth together clicking its teeth repeatedly.

Please stop maligating on my shoes,my arm,my socks,my poodles head.

by Ava Laken June 15, 2021

meditating

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

Memitating

When someone is imitating you in a condescending way, but instead of copying your words, they say "Meh Meh Meh" in the same tone and cadence that you did.

You: Mom! John's memitating me!
John: Meh! Meh meh meh meh meh!

by SmylyMom247 October 29, 2017

meditating

typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs

"practice ^*^ " meaning I am online but meditating, will be back in awhile

by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009