Melaad 

a real ass nigga

he’s a homie that always got yo back

Melaad really saved my ass yesterday when 12 was on our ass

Melaad by real asssssss nigga October 28, 2019

Meaad 

One of few GREAT people alive , smart and very beautiful girl with the best personality you will ever see

Meaad Is great gril

Meaad by Mr X1 December 1, 2020

Fabian melander 

Fabian melander

AKA" Flabben" AKA" idioten från byn" AKA" saabmannen"

Fabian melander loves saab 900 and saab 96.

fabian also owns a monark bsa 125cc motorcycle from 1950.

almost everyday fabian fish in the nearby lake called "vederslövsjön" with Inge melander his father.

if you ask fabian only idiots and immigrants drives volvo
when fabian is not fishing hes probably out working in the woods with glutta fabians friend.

oh whos that handsome lookin fella in the cool car?
oh its just fabian melander in his saab 96 isnt he cute

Fabian melander by tobbetorre August 18, 2021

meladoodle 

The current Queen of Tumblr Textposts. Known for her massive dong.

Friend 1: "Damn son, check out this funny textpost"
Friend 2: "Oh that's a Meladoodle"
Friend 1: "Hoo dat"

meladoodle by clivepalmer September 13, 2013

meladie 

A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.

Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Meladie.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.

It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.

Just shutup.

Shes right.

Your wrong.

Everyones happy.

Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!

that girl meladie and her best friend emily oml there so cool like wth I wish I was them

meladie by youngboyyzzz October 3, 2018

meload 

Selecting or clicking the "reload" option of a web browser to check to see if anyone has commented on your Facebook post.

Dude (thinking to himself) - "Wait till all my friends see what I just posted - I am f*@king hilarious..Dammit, still nothing...better meload the page."

meload by pauldonyc December 24, 2010

Melanda 

Smart funny beautiful she is unique and powerful nothing can get in her way. Gives bomb head and her pussy is out of this world.

I got me a melanda man, and I’m never going back.

Melanda by Bubbagrump February 1, 2020