Melad

One fine - looking fella who has all the girls chasing him. Insanely athletic and with sweat that fuels plants to grow instantly. This unique creature also has several skillsets, used when required, and he is an ongoing process of gaining knowledge.

"OMG B LOOK AT THAT SEXY FUCKKER RUNNING LIKE A GOD"
"He's mine"
"He must be a Melad, what else could make all three of us drop our panties"

by dontusetherealnamebro July 27, 2018

Melad

To Stress and Obsess unnecessarily about something trivial Especially a Female.

I was totally Melading today I checked my phone like every ten seconds to see if she texted me.

by Sugar Tank October 7, 2008

Melad

A narcissistic individual.

That guy is a real Melad.

by The Duffy January 16, 2021

melad

the fatest person ever to exist on planet earth and he will never feel the touch of a woman

omg melad is so fat and ugly

by minmammaarvacker1337 November 23, 2021