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One fine - looking fella who has all the girls chasing him. Insanely athletic and with sweat that fuels plants to grow instantly. This unique creature also has several skillsets, used when required, and he is an ongoing process of gaining knowledge.
"OMG B LOOK AT THAT SEXY FUCKKER RUNNING LIKE A GOD"
"He's mine"
"He must be a Melad, what else could make all three of us drop our panties"
Melad by dontusetherealnamebro July 27, 2018
Words you can keep
To Stress and Obsess unnecessarily about something trivial Especially a Female.
I was totally Melading today I checked my phone like every ten seconds to see if she texted me.
Melad by Sugar Tank October 7, 2008
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the fatest person ever to exist on planet earth and he will never feel the touch of a woman
omg melad is so fat and ugly
melad by minmammaarvacker1337 November 23, 2021
That guy is a real Melad.
Melad by The Duffy January 16, 2021

MeadowVista 

A hood located North,West of Houston Tx near the WillowBrook Mall mainly populated by Hispanics, but you will see few white and black people walking around there.
Person 1: Say bro lets go chill up in MeadowVista and smoke some weed
Person 2: Hell yeah cuh
MeadowVista by YoungHTx September 21, 2014

Maladaptive Daydreaming 

A term used to describe some or all of the following symptoms:

- Excessive daydreaming, to the point where one cannot, or has difficulties with, functioning properly in real life

- Purposeful removal of oneself from situations that interrupt, prevent or otherwise disrupt daydreaming

- Creation of various storylines within daydreams, usually filling the holes in one’s own life (arousal, feeling of purpose, heroism, a social life, etc.)

- Tiredness (often caused by preventing oneself from sleeping so there is more time to daydream)

- Inability, or hindered ability, to maintain focus on real life scenarios in favor of daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is often associated with other, official terms, such as depression, ADHD, PTSD, schizophrenia and more.

There is no prescription to take in order to solve maladaptive daydreaming. The best solution is to seek professional therapy. Therapy isn’t as scary as it sounds; they ask what the problem is, and then work with you to develop a solution. They will never judge you, and have several degrees on how to deal with these kinds of situations. If therapy is not an option, alternative solutions would be to create a vent for your ideas and desires to flow into (keeping a journal, sharing ideas with friends, achieving real life goals, etc.).

If you searched this because you think you have maladaptive daydreaming, please don’t ignore it. It can ruin your life.
I think I have maladaptive daydreaming....”

Megadave 

1) Nick name of Megadeth's Dave Mustaine
2) Nick name of Megadeth
"I'm off to see Megadeth tonight, it's going to be AWESOME!"

"Correction you're off to see MegaDAVE"
Megadave by Jimna May 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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