Mejangled

(Pronounced: Meh-Jangled)
To be inebriated in some way usually from smoking marijuana.

"Man I was so Mejangled last night, it was ridiculous)

by David Watts1234 November 12, 2007

meangle

verb: to meander/mingle ones way through a large function

I’d expected a smallish barbecue, but it turned out to be a monster garden party – through which we meangled for hours.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 12, 2012

ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

McMangled

(adj.) A strong buzz, possibly a little tipsy after a few alcoholic beverages; the first stage upon reaching the status of shamwowed.

I'm feeling a little mcmangled right now.

by c0llister May 9, 2009

Joe Mangled

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.

Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

Majingled

A verb used to describe something becoming messed with, destroyed, or discombobulated in some way. Can be used to describe injurious actions.

"I stubbed my toe and my pinky got majingled."
"Why are my papers all crumpled? Who majingled my shit?"

by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022