megbert

The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.

Yesterday when I was taking a shit I exclaimed “MEGBERT” just to get that last turd out.

by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018

Mebert

The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.

Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!

by Glue548 June 5, 2007

Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

memberton

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

by Air-eye February 11, 2006

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

by bigdonnie April 12, 2008

membertou

a community within the boundries of Sydney ..Its beautiful people and the cleaniness keeps bringing back people from around the world .

membertou trade centre

by mb2 May 16, 2007

Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer

I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight

by Sexymarx December 5, 2018