Meerbat

The mix of a Meerkat and Batman, it is so awesome that it is the pet of Chuck Norris

A meerkat and batman is a meerbat

by Meerbat (Meerkat Batman September 2, 2013

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Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020

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Meercat

An unexpected erection.

"I was driving to the store for some eggs and all of a sudden i got a meercat!"

by unpredictibubble November 8, 2011

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Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

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Papa Meerkat

Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.

"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
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"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".

by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012

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