Meercat 

An unexpected erection.

"I was driving to the store for some eggs and all of a sudden i got a meercat!"

Meercat by unpredictibubble November 8, 2011

meercat 

origin: Karl's Mum
also known as Tim-Own
an affinity for Other Persons Mothers (A.K.A. OPM)
Enjoys recreational activities such as rectum tunneling avec un thimble
and consuming Preserved Echinoderms (Crystalised Starfish)

Common greeting: Yo James, Mudder Fukker!
Team Broom feat. James includes the legendary Meercat known only in the tightest circles as Timown

meercat by broom February 8, 2005

meercat 

desperate for a crap

The meercat is sticking his head out

meercat by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

Meercat Magic 

Backing into the final playoff spot in your league and pulling off the upset wins once the playoffs start.

Those guys in the Summer League lost their last seven games, but come playoff time, they pulled off some Meercat Magic and rolled to the Belmont Cup!

Meercat Magic by Jon Hockey December 9, 2008

office meercat 

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

office meercat by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008

Mercatores 

To merk somebody to an extent that merk isnt suitable enough to describe the event.

Vlad is running in the streets and Doug trips him over....
Doug: Mercatores.

Mercatores by DDEC November 30, 2010

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

Meerkat toe by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020