Alantitmangle's definitions

Dirty lis

A dirty lis is when a lizard eating backstreet Asian midget spits into the maggot infested anus of a filthy used Russian prostitute while they both chug vodka.

Guy 1: fancy licking up the juice leftover from that dirty lis?

Guy 2: read my mind dawg

by Alantitmangle April 18, 2020

Dirty gabs

A dirty gabs is when you freeze a large poo, smash it into pieces and use the pieces for your special homemade brownies or cookies

Guy 1: guna make some cookies today

Guy 2: sounds lush bro

Girl 1: I’m holding in a wicked poop right now, fancy making a dirty gabs?

Guy 1: how else would you make cookies bitch?

by Alantitmangle April 14, 2020

Dirty vic

A dirty vic is a medium sized gang bang involving at least 15 people but no more than 20. At least a quarter of the people involved must be legally classified as a dwarf. Mayonnaise and Nutella is the preferred lubricant for a dirty vic but baked beans can be used. It must be noted that everyone involved should be infected with aids.

Guy 1: hey man we popping to the shop before dirty vic? I need to get some Nutella

Guy 2: fuck yea bro I gotta get that 5 litre tub of mayonnaise!

by Alantitmangle April 15, 2020

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020