4 definitions by Alantitmangle

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Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button
Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe
by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020
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A dirty gabs is when you freeze a large poo, smash it into pieces and use the pieces for your special homemade brownies or cookies
Guy 1: guna make some cookies today

Guy 2: sounds lush bro

Girl 1: I’m holding in a wicked poop right now, fancy making a dirty gabs?

Guy 1: how else would you make cookies bitch?
by Alantitmangle April 14, 2020
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A dirty lis is when a lizard eating backstreet Asian midget spits into the maggot infested anus of a filthy used Russian prostitute while they both chug vodka.
Guy 1: fancy licking up the juice leftover from that dirty lis?

Guy 2: read my mind dawg
by Alantitmangle April 18, 2020
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A dirty vic is a medium sized gang bang involving at least 15 people but no more than 20. At least a quarter of the people involved must be legally classified as a dwarf. Mayonnaise and Nutella is the preferred lubricant for a dirty vic but baked beans can be used. It must be noted that everyone involved should be infected with aids.
Guy 1: hey man we popping to the shop before dirty vic? I need to get some Nutella

Guy 2: fuck yea bro I gotta get that 5 litre tub of mayonnaise!
by Alantitmangle April 15, 2020
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