Meerkat

Meerkat // noun // adjective

Pronounced: meet-cät

A term used to describe a partner that is instantly awake in the morning. They go from asleep to annoying immediately.

A term used to describe a highly stimulated creature at the break of dawn

a meerkat is a mammal that is highly alert at the break of dawn..
Dora went full meerkat on me this morning

When I woke she was full meerkat.

The first time she meerkated me, I knew she was my forever.
by Bousnock12 August 11, 2021
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Meerkat / noun / adjective

A meerkat is a mammal that is highly alert at the break of dawn.

A term used to describe a highly stimulated creature at the break of dawn.
Dora went full meerkat on me this morning.”

“When I woke she was full meerkat.”

“I stared at her meerkat silhouette and knew I was in love.”
by Bousnock12 August 04, 2021
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The meerkats are an alien species working together with bob the builder to dominate the universe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.
The meerkats are coming!
by tedescotime June 02, 2018
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A person that you don't understand; that makes you feel like you're watching Animal Planet and you don't get what's going on.
A "Meerkat" is an ex girl/boyfriend who broke up with you for no reason, and you dont know anything about them
by Quinnie-Pooh May 09, 2010
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I made her Meerkat so bad.
by a fag. April 03, 2011
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small cruel horrible stupid man with balding head. Habit of trying to look tallernd oppressing school children (often witin the teaching busniess).
Tha Meerkat was so mean!
by Lara123 January 07, 2010
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Those familiar witht the way Meerkats re-produce will understand where i am coming from. when fucking doggy, interlock your arms across the females body as if about to pick her up, furiously fuck and dump your beans in several seconds....now, do NOT let go simply roll over still clutching the female and sleep untill refreshed...wake up and piss in her bush so she knows she is your teritory...make sure you keep your hands close to your chest and look out for enemies
"i was banging my wife and wanted to sleep so i gave her a meerkat and slept for hours after"
by mrgwordperfect May 30, 2007
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