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Self-Medicate 

v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol
Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka
Self-Medicate by Chris24O April 8, 2010

Medicated 

To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.
After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.
Medicated by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016

self medicate 

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).
I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.
self medicate by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005

medicated meatstick 

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
medicated meatstick by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

Medicated Drone 

A person under the influence of prescription pain medication whose personality and emotions completely disappear. This person will act like a shell of a human being that is being controlled from a remote location (i.e. a drone).
Mike: What was wrong with Brian last night? He didn't seem like his normal self.

John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.

Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.
Medicated Drone by Sparkles1974 August 2, 2012

medicate 

another term for smoking weed
Person 1: yo man are you tryna medicate later this afternoon?
Person 2: Hellz yeah
medicate by maxdood January 4, 2012
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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