Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid

Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"

Medicant by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023

Mexicant

A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.

Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.

Mexicant by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Self-Medicate 

v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol

Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka

Self-Medicate by Chris24O April 8, 2010

wizard medication 

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

wizard medication by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

Medicated 

To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.

After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.

Medicated by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016

self medicate 

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).

I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.

self medicate by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005

medicated meatstick 

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

medicated meatstick by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006