medi-can't

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"

So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid

Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"

by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023