Meaty-Treaty 

A penis that is kissable, but not in a sexual way.

"Thou did gaze upon Francesco's meaty-treaty? I wouldst behold at t furth'r and with pride."

Meaty-Treaty by Ghetto Maestro December 2, 2019

Meaty Tweaty 

Sending out dick pics on Twitter

I was on Twitter when I saw a meaty tweaty

Meaty Tweaty by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016

Meat Treat 

When you decide that instead of using your last bit of stomach space for dessert, you decide to help yourself to another portion of meat.

That steak was so delicious that I decided to have another piece instead of an ice cream sandwich. What a delicious meat treat!

Meat Treat by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

3 Meat Treat 

(n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.

(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.

Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.

3 Meat Treat by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Three Meat Treat 

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.

Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

Three Meat Treat by Joseph Dirt III July 30, 2016

Double Meat Treat 

The action of two nude, erect, males facing each other and placing their penis's side by side. At that point one of the two men grabs his and the other male's penis with one hand and
begins to masturbate them both.

The other day i walked in on Jake giving Javier a "Double Meat Treat". I then turned away and left the room.

Double Meat Treat by mad machine tweaker July 31, 2012

three meat treat 

When three men who share a working environment discreetly engage in oral sex with each other in a triangular formation for the purpose of career growth.

"Dude, did you see Chad, Dick, and Matthew all go into the conference room together last night?"
"Yeah man, they're the members of the three meat treat."

three meat treat by HHHHERDER July 3, 2016