noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties

synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll

antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind

COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes
FORMAL
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.

This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.

INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person

ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.
by Greggarius Maximus September 18, 2019
A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.
He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.
He is the perfect man in your eyes.


mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY
by maddie P January 28, 2009
1.Something that is fat
2.A penis too large for the bearer
by The meatmister May 20, 2003
An over-the-top version of the football jock. Acting like a meathead. Doing meathead like activities. Push-up competitions in front of large groups of people. Talking about the weight room and lifting weights at a party. Trying to impress girls and other meatheads with muscles. Loves to fight other meatheads. Moving large heavy objects for show. Generally lack of intelligence but no lack of muscles. Main sport is football and loves the high school glory days.
Stop trying to lift that table, you're being pretty meaty.

Yo, you're pretty meaty today.
by Papparazzi` May 19, 2009
When something is good
Hey! That new song is meaty!
by Al October 29, 2003
It means you're not fat, but you don't have a body fat percentage of 0.
Chick: Hey babe, how do I look in this dress?
Dude: Great, babe. You look meaty.
Chick: Oh. Thanks, I guess.
by Pwincess L June 21, 2011
Glasgow patter;

Meaty is used to describe the likes of a cool sounding part of a song, something thats found to be cool, or a physically big/thick object (most commnly a bag of weed)
'This guitar riff is pure meaty'
'aye mate a just got a meaty bit a hash'
'your arms are pure meaty lookin mate'
'that burds got a meaty booty man shes gettin the bone'
by amadman July 5, 2007