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Meatsmoke

A term used in place of blow job or other commonly known words for practicing oral sex on males. It is utilized when you want to discretely talk about dick sucking in public without others knowing. Can also be used to refer to people, generally males, who are considered to be a tool or asshole.
Nick got meatsmoked by a prostitute and now has gonorrhea for the second time.

Did you see that kid, what a meatsmoke.
by TeamRocketUnites July 8, 2010
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Meathooked

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.
Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!
by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014
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meatstroke

The feeling one has after the large consumption of meat prducts, say from a brazillian BBQ or Atkin's diet.
Ugh, that 24oz steak was good, but I think I'm suffering from meatstroke now, whew!
by R.Lambert January 5, 2009
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meatstroker

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.
Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!
by Bomahker May 27, 2017
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meatshake

The greatest byproduct of meats in the world. It's made out of the leftover juices, and other various unused parts of meat. Very tastey.
Doctor: "How did you manage to clog up your arteries AND get food poisoning at the same time?"
Bob: "One word, doc. And that's 'meatshake.'"
by airwalker October 4, 2003
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Meatsmokin

The act of a guy performing a highly skilled blow job on another guy "Smoking man meat" A man on man blowjob. The act of two males meeting discreetly, either in a public or private setting and allowing each other to orally pleasure the other.
Hey man, meet me at the park bathroom for some "meatsmokin". I'll smoke your meat until you blow your hot load down my throat.
by meatsmoker5 January 8, 2023
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meatshake

Fastfood chain store.
Everything they serve has meat in it!
'Don't you serve french fries and a vegetable shake?'
'It all has meat!'

Yo Pigeon John, while you're there, get us a Turkey Shake, it's my favourite!
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004
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