meatstroker

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.
Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!
by Bomahker May 27, 2017
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meatstroke

The feeling one has after the large consumption of meat prducts, say from a brazillian BBQ or Atkin's diet.
Ugh, that 24oz steak was good, but I think I'm suffering from meatstroke now, whew!
by R.Lambert October 31, 2007
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