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meat stroke

It is a condition in which some one has been subjected to a large amount of penis or an overly large penis. Symptoms are as follows; Throbbing headache, Dizziness and light-headedness, Lack of sweating despite the heat Red, hot, and dry skin, Muscle weakness or cramps, Nausea, Rapid heartbeat, which may be either strong or weak, Rapid, shallow breathing, Behavioral changes such as confusion, disorientation, or staggering Seizures Unconsciousness
Hey you see the video that Ray J gave Kim Kardashian meat stroke? I bet Kanye couldn't do it.

Yo last night me and the girlfriend put on a porno and I gave that bitch meat stroke, she threw up all over the bed.

Dude Billy has been bitching all day about his headache he must have had some serious meat stroke.

meatstroker 

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.
Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!
meatstroker by Bomahker May 27, 2017

Meatsmoke 

A term used in place of blow job or other commonly known words for practicing oral sex on males. It is utilized when you want to discretely talk about dick sucking in public without others knowing. Can also be used to refer to people, generally males, who are considered to be a tool or asshole.
Nick got meatsmoked by a prostitute and now has gonorrhea for the second time.

Did you see that kid, what a meatsmoke.

heatstroke 

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.
I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.
heatstroke by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Alaskan Heatstroke 

An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.
I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.

Heatstroke in the Hot Tub 

A condition marked by fever or unconsciousness due to excessive exposure to hot water.
My friend Jed had a heatstroke in the hot tub and was admitted to the hospital.