Meatsabre

Another word for penis aka male genitilia.

Don't make me smack you with my meatsabre beeyatch!

by pat mccroch May 20, 2004

meatware

The human element in a technological system. The hardware is the system, software runs on the system, the meatware is the user of the system.

The hardware and software are both fine, the problem must be with the meatware.

by MrAngryForNoReason October 19, 2003

Meatmare

A nightmare for vegetarians in which they dream they are eating meat. It is often an "accident" or falling off the wagon, often accompanied by guilt, and relief upon reawakening. Contrary to popular belief it does not mean the dreamer has a subconscious desire to eat meat.

Sarah: Ugh I just had the worst dream
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!

by CindyLennyCleo November 15, 2009

meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.

Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted

by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011

meatmare

The meat-themed nightmares that occur shortly after becoming a vegetarian or a vegan.

Dude, I woke up from the worst meatmare last night; chicken after chicken were forcing their way down my throat. Creepy.

by Madeline Davies February 10, 2010

meatmares

A condition experienced during sleep, characterized by delusional dreams that are triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Usually accompanying meat sweats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.

I kept waking up with meatmares from the meat platter I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant.

by valderp June 21, 2007

meatstabber

1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.

2. A dick or penis.

3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.

Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.

Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.

by dingus2.0 April 3, 2008