Meatsabre
Meatsabre by pat mccroch May 20, 2004
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meatware
The human element in a technological system. The hardware is the system, software runs on the system, the meatware is the user of the system.
meatware by MrAngryForNoReason October 19, 2003
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Meatmare
A nightmare for vegetarians in which they dream they are eating meat. It is often an "accident" or falling off the wagon, often accompanied by guilt, and relief upon reawakening. Contrary to popular belief it does not mean the dreamer has a subconscious desire to eat meat.
Sarah: Ugh I just had the worst dream
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!
Meatmare by CindyLennyCleo November 15, 2009
meat sabre
meat sabre by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011
meatmare
Dude, I woke up from the worst meatmare last night; chicken after chicken were forcing their way down my throat. Creepy.
meatmare by Madeline Davies February 10, 2010
meatmares
A condition experienced during sleep, characterized by delusional dreams that are triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Usually accompanying meat sweats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.
meatstabber
1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.
2. A dick or penis.
3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.
2. A dick or penis.
3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.
Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.
Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.
Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.
meatstabber by dingus2.0 April 3, 2008
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