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legacy meatware 

Old or outdated operators (meatware) in a computer system. Typified by lack of understanding or capability for operating the system.
Person A: Does your business have a Twitter account?
Person B: We would, but our legacy meatware can hardly turn on their computers.
legacy meatware by embolalia July 8, 2010
A nightmare for vegetarians in which they dream they are eating meat. It is often an "accident" or falling off the wagon, often accompanied by guilt, and relief upon reawakening. Contrary to popular belief it does not mean the dreamer has a subconscious desire to eat meat.
Sarah: Ugh I just had the worst dream
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!
Meatmare by CindyLennyCleo November 15, 2009
An abundance of men in any given location. See also sausage fest, sausage party
When we got to the bar, there was a pretty even guy/girl ratio, but all of a sudden a meatwave hit and guys outnumbered girls 3 to 1.
meatwave by Getz May 3, 2004

metaware highschool demo 

Totally not a really funny and good visual novel demo that you may or may not enjoy
"yoo have you heard of metaware highschool demo?"

"oh, you mean that doki doki clone game?"

"what the fuck
no"
The meat-themed nightmares that occur shortly after becoming a vegetarian or a vegan.
Dude, I woke up from the worst meatmare last night; chicken after chicken were forcing their way down my throat. Creepy.
meatmare by Madeline Davies February 10, 2010

meatmares 

A condition experienced during sleep, characterized by delusional dreams that are triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Usually accompanying meat sweats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.
I kept waking up with meatmares from the meat platter I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant.
meatmares by valderp June 21, 2007