meatware

The human element in a technological system. The hardware is the system, software runs on the system, the meatware is the user of the system.

The hardware and software are both fine, the problem must be with the meatware.

by MrAngryForNoReason October 19, 2003

legacy meatware

Old or outdated operators (meatware) in a computer system. Typified by lack of understanding or capability for operating the system.

Person A: Does your business have a Twitter account?
Person B: We would, but our legacy meatware can hardly turn on their computers.

by embolalia July 8, 2010

Meatmare

A nightmare for vegetarians in which they dream they are eating meat. It is often an "accident" or falling off the wagon, often accompanied by guilt, and relief upon reawakening. Contrary to popular belief it does not mean the dreamer has a subconscious desire to eat meat.

Sarah: Ugh I just had the worst dream
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!

by CindyLennyCleo November 15, 2009

meatwave

An abundance of men in any given location. See also sausage fest, sausage party

When we got to the bar, there was a pretty even guy/girl ratio, but all of a sudden a meatwave hit and guys outnumbered girls 3 to 1.

by Getz May 3, 2004

metaware highschool demo

Totally not a really funny and good visual novel demo that you may or may not enjoy

"yoo have you heard of metaware highschool demo?"

"oh, you mean that doki doki clone game?"

"what the fuck
no"

by gampyre October 28, 2020

meatmare

The meat-themed nightmares that occur shortly after becoming a vegetarian or a vegan.

Dude, I woke up from the worst meatmare last night; chicken after chicken were forcing their way down my throat. Creepy.

by Madeline Davies February 10, 2010

meatmares

A condition experienced during sleep, characterized by delusional dreams that are triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Usually accompanying meat sweats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.

I kept waking up with meatmares from the meat platter I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant.

by valderp June 21, 2007