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A show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim that premiered on August 6, 2006. Metalocalypse follows the greatest metal band the world has ever known, Dethklok, as they tour around the globe, leaving chaos and destruction in their path. The show was co-created by Tommy Blacha and Brendon Small - who was also the creator of another Adult Swim show, Home Movies.
You catch that new ep of Metalocalypse the other night? Freakin' awesome.
by AbsolutZero August 13, 2006
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Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.
If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.
by HarvesterOfSorrow January 23, 2007
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The best show on Adult Swim now that Space Ghost is dead and Family Guy is on. Futurama is a close second, but it doesn't come close to the "WTF" humor of Metalocalypse. It rocks so hard that unicorns everywhere are crying blood...a true stoner's show. It follows the exploits of death-metal band Dethklok, the single greatest cultural force in the known universe. Once they endorse a product, that company instantly becomes the sole source for that product, due to every other company going bankrupt.
Stoner 1:'s almost 1 am...see what's on TV.

Stoner 2: Alright...Food Network...Comedy Central...hey, Cartoon Network, dude. Adult Swim is on.

both stoners: METALOCALYPSE!!
by zumiez January 24, 2008
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It's a show created by Bendon Small, who happens to me amazing. The Characters are as follows:
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf (taller than a tree)
Toki Wartooth (Not a bumblebee)
William Murderface.
Pickles... The drummer. (Diddily dong, ding dong, ding, doodily, doodily, doo.)
Nathan Explosion.

Their main purpose is to make insane metalheads laugh. And they succeed.
I'd like to thank Mr. Small, for being so fuckin' AWESOME.
Toki- I can force all the bloods to my heads and gives myself a real cool blowjob! (blood comes out of his nose) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Skwisgaar- He means nosebleed, not blowjob... Idiot.

Also, I happen to be naming my first son after Toki.... Just because Metalocalypse is that cool. :
by Puddles[<3]Panda December 17, 2008
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The most AWESOME cartoon ever in the whole wide world.
"Holy shit! Is Metalocalypse on yet? Did I miss it? PLEASE tell me I didn't miss it.
It's the one where they wake up a lake troll with the Necronomicon book of spells! Rad!"
by pookita September 02, 2009
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