meltPOCALYPSE! 

What happened after snowPOCALYSPE! in early February, 2011. Due to global warming, 100 degree warmup predicted in some States!

Good god, are you ready for meltPOCALYPSE! ?

I'm taking off early, sleeping in tomorrow and stocking up on piles of grocery snacks!!!!

meltPOCALYPSE! by Jefferskins February 28, 2011

mehpocalypse 

A non-significant event that is blown vastly out proportion by news media.

That tornado watch ended up being a total mehpocalypse; I can't believe the news broadcasted over two entire episodes America's Next Top Model for a mere thunderstorm!

mehpocalypse by suzpocalypse November 14, 2011

Meatocalypse 

An eating competition at Fogo de Chao, where the first person to stop consuming meat has to pay for everyone else's meals.

"I got a free meal at Meatocalypse because Dave was the first to stop eating!!"

Meatocalypse by RedHeadedStepChild February 25, 2010

Metaocalypse

The apocalypse, but new aged. Usually involving technology, Zombies, ninjas, pirates, or all/some of these components combined. Said to look beautiful and elegant if not part of it.

Random Onlooker: Holy shit! Its a horde of undead pirating ninja cyborgs!

Jesus: The Metaocalypse has begun...

Random Onlooker: It hurts so much, but looks so awesome!

Metaocalypse by Dylan Elmer February 24, 2008

Metapocalypse 

A mediocre show by Brendon Small, largely anticipated because of his genius previous series, Home Movies. It has its funny moments, but it's clearly not as good.

Unimprovised, totally scripted, and completely based on the cornerstone of "Oh, I get it. It's a metal band. Cool!" Needless to say, adult swim's many drooling metalhead veiwers can't get enough of it.

Metapocalypse isn't as great as I had hoped. The characters Pickle and Murderface are pretty funny though.

Metapocalypse by Dunkin' Dognuts October 6, 2006

Milfpocalypse

When a bunch of horny 30+-year-olds (the definition of a MILF) surround you and try to take away your virginity.

You can't escape the milfpocalypse.

Milfpocalypse by TakumiFujiwara July 21, 2022

milfpocalypse

The sudden surge of young cute girls becoming parents.

The milfpocalypse is here and no one is prepared yet. Quick while you can get a seat in the doomsday jet.

milfpocalypse by smoking & vaping is for losers October 13, 2025