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mehpocalypse 

A non-significant event that is blown vastly out proportion by news media.
That tornado watch ended up being a total mehpocalypse; I can't believe the news broadcasted over two entire episodes America's Next Top Model for a mere thunderstorm!
mehpocalypse by suzpocalypse November 14, 2011

Meatocalypse 

An eating competition at Fogo de Chao, where the first person to stop consuming meat has to pay for everyone else's meals.
"I got a free meal at Meatocalypse because Dave was the first to stop eating!!"
Meatocalypse by RedHeadedStepChild February 25, 2010

Metaocalypse

The apocalypse, but new aged. Usually involving technology, Zombies, ninjas, pirates, or all/some of these components combined. Said to look beautiful and elegant if not part of it.
Random Onlooker: Holy shit! Its a horde of undead pirating ninja cyborgs!

Jesus: The Metaocalypse has begun...

Random Onlooker: It hurts so much, but looks so awesome!
Metaocalypse by Dylan Elmer February 24, 2008

Metapocalypse 

A mediocre show by Brendon Small, largely anticipated because of his genius previous series, Home Movies. It has its funny moments, but it's clearly not as good.

Unimprovised, totally scripted, and completely based on the cornerstone of "Oh, I get it. It's a metal band. Cool!" Needless to say, adult swim's many drooling metalhead veiwers can't get enough of it.
Metapocalypse isn't as great as I had hoped. The characters Pickle and Murderface are pretty funny though.
Metapocalypse by Dunkin' Dognuts October 6, 2006

Milfpocalypse

When a bunch of horny 30+-year-olds (the definition of a MILF) surround you and try to take away your virginity.
You can't escape the milfpocalypse.
Milfpocalypse by TakumiFujiwara July 21, 2022

milfpocalypse

The sudden surge of young cute girls becoming parents.
The milfpocalypse is here and no one is prepared yet. Quick while you can get a seat in the doomsday jet.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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