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Definitions by HarvesterOfSorrow

cerebral 

Absolute mind-fucking insanity. Having completely gone off the deep end. Akin to postal or mental, cerebral is a whole new dimension of bonkers.

Completely fucking psychotic.
"You hear the news? Dave and Jennifer finally had their kid. Problem is... the baby's black! Dave went fucking cerebral."
cerebral by HarvesterOfSorrow March 30, 2010

busketti 

Fucktard: "Mommy, can I have some more busketti?"

Mommy: "STFU fucktard."
busketti by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

smorning 

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".
I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.
smorning by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

sevening 

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to smorning.

Always follows "this".
I woke up with a huge boner this sevening.
sevening by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Ethuropian 

American for 'flycatcher'.

See Ethiopian.
Them flies could be fuckin on the tips of their noses... them Ethuropians don't give a shit. They won't swat 'em.
Ethuropian by HarvesterOfSorrow January 15, 2009

Metalocalypse 

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.
If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.
Metalocalypse by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008

Nintendo 

Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
Nintendo by HarvesterOfSorrow September 14, 2008