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Meatbog
A name given to offend an individual who possesses the characteristic of a largely spherical head, which therefore bears resemblance to an undercooked meatball. Should be spoken in the place of an individuals name for maximum offence
Meatbog by Large-induvidual March 2, 2018
Related Words
Meatnog • Meatnork • Meatbog • Meathog • Meatlog tango • Meatnonce • meatnormous • meat log • Meat Goggles • Meat Nugget
meatnormous
1) A breakfast sandwich from Burger King with egg, cheese, sausage, bacon, and ham. In other words, a heart attack on a bun.
2) Someone who has a lot of man-meat.
2) Someone who has a lot of man-meat.
According to his girlfriend, Andrew is meatnormous.
I was too lazy to drive to BK, so I killed a pig and used the entire thing to make my own meatnormous sandwich.
I was too lazy to drive to BK, so I killed a pig and used the entire thing to make my own meatnormous sandwich.
meatnormous by MB October 2, 2005
Meatnork
Meatnork noun. 1. The expression a cat gives when comprehension is questionable; 2. Any disgusting sexual practice involving cats; \\ verb. 1. The act meatnorking; \\ adj. 1. slang; To describe an event related to meatnork
1."Fluffy gave me a meatnork when I called her a lunchable."
2."You're a meatnorker!."
V 1. "I caught Fluffy meatnorking the llama segment on Nova: In the Jungle."
Adj.1. "We had a meatnorking good time!"
2."You're a meatnorker!."
V 1. "I caught Fluffy meatnorking the llama segment on Nova: In the Jungle."
Adj.1. "We had a meatnorking good time!"
Meatnork by Joe Twothree June 5, 2004
meatlog
A strange concotion of various mechanically seperated animals and/or byproducts stuffed into an edible casing. Can be found on various holidays, usually as an accessory to cheese baskets, or at the work Christmas party in the secretary.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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