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Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.
She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.
Meat hooked by NewportNick December 7, 2010
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Meat hooker 

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!
Meat hooker by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020

Hooker meat 

This comes from the pickton farm murders from B.C. Canada, these brothers killed a bunch of hookers & fed them to thier pigs over 15 years. Okay a little distasteful but have a ha ha.
"Is that hooker meat in your sandwich"?
Hooker meat by Bridget_ July 13, 2007

Meathooked 

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.
Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!
Meathooked by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014

meathooked 

when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"
I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...
meathooked by natedawg202 August 15, 2006
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