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oh fuck me 

When someone gets pissed and is so mad he/she would rather get fucked at that moment
The man asked out a girl that he saw on Twitter and got rejected so he yelled "OH FUCK ME"
oh fuck me by Parkies69 January 8, 2018

fuck me daddy oh yeah 

fuck me daddy,oh yeah fuck me is normaly used juring sex due to the male/female who are injoying thierselfs
fuck me daddy oh yeah would be used as a way to show you are injoying yourself

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

Oh, Fuck me. 

Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.
Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes 

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum