Me cago en tus muertos

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English translation is : I shit over your dead parents....
It's an extremely offensive expression in Spain and South America.
You can be sure to begin a fight if you say it to anybody.
You can say it to anybody if your are trying to pick a quarrel....

Me caes mal y yo me cago en tus muertos, cabron de mierda!!!

Me cago en tus muertos by PAULINO August 29, 2006

Words you can keep

me cago en tu puta madre

Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.

Me cago en tu puta madre

me cago en tu puta madre by Carsi May 3, 2009

me cago en dios

An expression of Spanish origin literally translating to "I shit on God." Used to express anguish and frustration over the trials of existence. See also me cago en diez.

As a foreigner in Spain, when my Spanish friend dropped her homework in the gutter and exclaimed "Me cago en dios!" I was aghast.

me cago en dios by Dr. Spain March 25, 2005

Me cago pariba

(shat myself upwards)-vernoub;mix between a verb and a noun. it simply means fuck and oh no. It's a frase used when you messed up or something doesn't go as planned.
aka: me cagation paribation

"I messed up bad this time didn't I? Como dice el wuelo de meni, me cago pariba"

Me cago pariba by muse0214 September 4, 2017

Me cago en diez

Spanish for "I shit on ten", which doesn't make much sense in English. It's really a corruption of "me cago en Dios" (I shit on God).

When Pedro found out his car had been stolen he yelled: "¡Me cago en diez!"

Me cago en diez by w00t May 13, 2005

Me cago en la puta

In spanish "I shit on the whore". Commonly use to indicate anger.

Dude, what about the english homework?
!Me cago en la puta!

Me cago en la puta by Thatsupiciouss March 27, 2015

me cago en su madre

An insult in Spanish, popular in Miami, which translates into "I shit on your mother."
This sometimes extended into "Conyo carajo me cago en su madre," which loosely translates into "Fucking hell, I shit on your mother."

"Me cago en su madre!" yelled Ernesto to the driver of the shiny, new Lexus that cut him off.

me cago en su madre by Danny January 21, 2005

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026