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me cago en tu puta madre

Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.

me cago en dios 

An expression of Spanish origin literally translating to "I shit on God." Used to express anguish and frustration over the trials of existence. See also me cago en diez.
As a foreigner in Spain, when my Spanish friend dropped her homework in the gutter and exclaimed "Me cago en dios!" I was aghast.
me cago en dios by Dr. Spain March 25, 2005

Me cago pariba 

(shat myself upwards)-vernoub;mix between a verb and a noun. it simply means fuck and oh no. It's a frase used when you messed up or something doesn't go as planned.
aka: me cagation paribation
"I messed up bad this time didn't I? Como dice el wuelo de meni, me cago pariba"
Me cago pariba by muse0214 September 4, 2017

Me cago en diez 

Spanish for "I shit on ten", which doesn't make much sense in English. It's really a corruption of "me cago en Dios" (I shit on God).
When Pedro found out his car had been stolen he yelled: "¡Me cago en diez!"
Me cago en diez by w00t May 13, 2005

Me cago en la puta 

In spanish "I shit on the whore". Commonly use to indicate anger.
Dude, what about the english homework?
!Me cago en la puta!

me cago en su madre

An insult in Spanish, popular in Miami, which translates into "I shit on your mother."
This sometimes extended into "Conyo carajo me cago en su madre," which loosely translates into "Fucking hell, I shit on your mother."
"Me cago en su madre!" yelled Ernesto to the driver of the shiny, new Lexus that cut him off.
me cago en su madre by Danny January 21, 2005