A Football team which was formed in 1902, competing in the Primera Division or 'La Liga'. It has never been relegated from top flight football in their 103 years of playing. It is possibly the greatest football club in the history of the game, or for that matter the most successful club of the 20th Century. The King of Spain "King Alfonso XIII" gave the club the blessing to become "Real" Madrid C.F. Real meaning Royal in Spainish. They have won a combined total of 29 La Liga titles, 9 Champions League Titles, 1 European Super Cup, 3 Intercontinental Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, 17 Copa del Rey Titles and 7 Spainish Super Cups. Since Florentino Perez took over the role as Club President in 2000 he has spended big on buying great players like Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Micheal Owen, David Beckham and just recently buying Robinho from Santos for the next five seasons. In the past two years unfortunately they haven't won any major titles, but with new reinforcements they look better then ever and will prove their worth in the up-coming season.
Real Madrid C.F are the greatest club in the world, i love watching them play it's just amazing! HUGE FAN! NO OTHER CLUB CAN BOAST THE SAME RESPECT AS REAL MADRID C.F
by Ashton Pereira July 31, 2005
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As one of the world's best teams, Real Madrid has multiple good players and has won many trophies. This soccer club is based on Madrid, the capital of Spain.
Go Real Madrid!
by 25IMF June 24, 2019
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The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.
by madridistasiempre November 27, 2011
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The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea
Real Madrid are a great club!
by Ben Dover February 28, 2005
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A team and club built on buying players for daft amounts of money, and a definate 'has been' in world football. They purchase players on the basis of marketability and shirt sales, and throw them together on a pitch expecting to win things. They also have fans who wave white hanckerchiefs when they arn't happy, and make absolutly no noise/atmosphere during a match.
Person 1 - 'Real Madrid were even by Liverpool today'

Person 2 - 'Wow, they are shite!'
by Red_Dev June 14, 2009
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A Dutch football club based in Madrid, Spain. Known as being the most successful football club in the world having won the Champions League 9 times, the Spanish League a record 31 times, and the Copa Del Rey 17 times.

Also known for having way too many Dutch players such as Ruud van Nistelrooy, Wesley Sneijder, Arjen Robben, Rafael van der Vaart, Royson Drenthe, and most recently acquiring, Klass-Jan Huntelaar.
Real Madrid is basically the Dutch National team just with better defenders. However, not too much better because the Real Madrid defenders have been rather shitty in recent weeks.
by roflsaurasrex December 6, 2008
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A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.

favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.

also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)
person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....
by cataluyaIsaNation January 29, 2009
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