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McSquirts 

Extensive diarrhea after the consumption of McDonalds.
Shit, stop the car, I just ate a Big Mac from McDonalds and now I have the McSquirts!!
McSquirts by AD87 September 8, 2008

McQuitter 

A person who quits their job or purposely gets fired from McDonalds
Did you hear about that McQuitter who stripped down to his underwear jumped out the drive through window at McDonalds?
McQuitter by McCrazy629 August 31, 2011

Mcsquirt 

The result of many of Mcdonald's menu items. Similar to a Mcdump but much runnier.
Man that Big Mac really gave me the Mcsquirts.
Mcsquirt by all i need is one child September 18, 2010

McSquirtles

The result of eating anything from McDonald's eventually becomes rotten egg smelling diarrhea.
I had McDonalds this afternoon, now I have the fucking McSquirtles!
McSquirtles by Icantbreathe August 8, 2008

MCsquater 

Mcsqauter when somebody is being a total
Jerk
“Dude did you hear carly? What a mcsquater
MCsquater by PaperPerson02 October 24, 2023

skeeter mosquiter 

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.
Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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