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Extensive diarrhea after the consumption of McDonalds.

Shit, stop the car, I just ate a Big Mac from McDonalds and now I have the McSquirts!!

McSquirts by AD87 September 8, 2008

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musquirt

The watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if one fails to shake it vigorously.

Excuse me my good man, but your are getting musquirt all over my wife...

musquirt by philbad July 9, 2004

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DULLton mcSQUINTY

Nick name for ontario's premier. DULL because he is a dullard and SQUINTY because he is shortsighted.

Is that dumbass DULLton mcSQUINTY STILL premier of ontario?

DULLton mcSQUINTY by Eddy March 7, 2008

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Mcsquirter

The feeling you get after eating too much fast food.

Crikey, i feel a right Mcsquirter coming on.

Mcsquirter by TheHoon May 15, 2009

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Musquirt

The runny liquid substance that comes out of the mustard bottle before the actual mustard if you don't shake it well before use.

I went to put mustard on my hotdog and all I got was this fuckin musquirt.

Musquirt by treflip666 November 8, 2006

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Musquirt

The extra "mustard-water" that comes from a bottle of mustard when it's not properly shaken.

Person 1: "Dude my hotdog bun is ruined!"

Person 2: "why?"

Person 1: "Because, I forgot to shake up the mustard bottle and now my all-American-snack is completely soaked in musquirt!"........."Ewwwwwwwwwey!"

Musquirt by Stevenoni January 21, 2008

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wormie mcsquirmy

A wormie like creature invented by my three adorable kids named Helga, Matthias and Eva!

Hi, you wormie mcsquirmy!

wormie mcsquirmy by wormie mcsquirmy August 30, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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