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McSquirts 

Extensive diarrhea after the consumption of McDonalds.
Shit, stop the car, I just ate a Big Mac from McDonalds and now I have the McSquirts!!
McSquirts by AD87 September 8, 2008
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The watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if one fails to shake it vigorously.
Excuse me my good man, but your are getting musquirt all over my wife...
musquirt by philbad July 9, 2004

DULLton mcSQUINTY 

Nick name for ontario's premier. DULL because he is a dullard and SQUINTY because he is shortsighted.
Is that dumbass DULLton mcSQUINTY STILL premier of ontario?
DULLton mcSQUINTY by Eddy March 7, 2008

Mcsquirter

The feeling you get after eating too much fast food.
Crikey, i feel a right Mcsquirter coming on.
Mcsquirter by TheHoon May 15, 2009
The runny liquid substance that comes out of the mustard bottle before the actual mustard if you don't shake it well before use.
I went to put mustard on my hotdog and all I got was this fuckin musquirt.
Musquirt by treflip666 November 8, 2006
The extra "mustard-water" that comes from a bottle of mustard when it's not properly shaken.
Person 1: "Dude my hotdog bun is ruined!"

Person 2: "why?"

Person 1: "Because, I forgot to shake up the mustard bottle and now my all-American-snack is completely soaked in musquirt!"........."Ewwwwwwwwwey!"
Musquirt by Stevenoni January 21, 2008

wormie mcsquirmy 

A wormie like creature invented by my three adorable kids named Helga, Matthias and Eva!
Hi, you wormie mcsquirmy!
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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