Mcgumpkin 

When you lay flat on your back and your man’s lays on top of you in 69 position, and he put his erect peen in your mouth. Then he sits full force on your forehead. Never removing the erect peen from the mouth. Leaving a swirl mark on your forehead.

I went home after a long day at work but still had enough energy for my mans to give me a Mcgumpkin.

Mcgumpkin by Acid Kool aid October 19, 2022

McBlumpkin 

A blumpkin recieved in the restroom of a McDonalds fast food resturant while the reciever eats a "Happy Meal."

After Sharif recieved his happy meal Jane gave him a McBlumpkin in the girls bathroom.

McBlumpkin by Juaon January 15, 2006

Mumpkin 

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

Mumpkin by M-GZ November 23, 2010

ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)

bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.

ronald mcblumpkin by T. Llello July 27, 2004

McGuckin 

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.

Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."

McGuckin by Tur7le December 17, 2013

McChumpkin 

a term used to describe a short, long haired, big muscles guy that has Scottish heritage. Must be less than 5'5", have hair to their shoulders, and regularly work out. McChumpkin's are by nature pretty big chumps.

andrew is such a McChumpkin. did ya see the way he devoured that haggis, and then immediately do 1000 push-ups? ar, bloody hell.

McChumpkin by psyudo-sally March 24, 2009

McGurkined 

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

McGurkined by Coopwhite March 9, 2021