marumpkin

Smoking marijuana while getting a blowjob while taking a shit. Similar to a crumpkin.

Dude, I got so bored smoking weed with my girl that when I took a shit she gave me a marumpkin.

by dmh1314 November 3, 2009

Mumpkin

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

by M-GZ November 23, 2010

Monrumpkin

A union between two individuals while simultaneously executing both a monroe transfer and a blumpkin.

Is a monrumpkin physically possible? Unfortunately, there is no known proof that such an exhibit of flexibility and digust has ever been performed.

by Hotrox December 20, 2006

mumpkin

A mixture between a "muppet" and a "pumpkin". Used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.

1. Ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin
2. Haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!

by Jeff24 January 9, 2005

Mcgumpkin

When you lay flat on your back and your man’s lays on top of you in 69 position, and he put his erect peen in your mouth. Then he sits full force on your forehead. Never removing the erect peen from the mouth. Leaving a swirl mark on your forehead.

I went home after a long day at work but still had enough energy for my mans to give me a Mcgumpkin.

by Acid Kool aid October 19, 2022

Mulumpkin

Playful masterbation while taking a bountiful dump.

Brent had stayed up all night eating burritos, the next morning he performed a Mulumpkin before his shower.

by Sloozeberry January 21, 2009

Mumpkin

The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.

Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

Guy- Understandable

by Donny D (D=Down Syndrome) November 14, 2011