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McGuckin 

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.
Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."
McGuckin by Tur7le December 17, 2013
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steven mcguckin 

An example in a sentence would be i walked into a bar with steven mcguckin
steven mcguckin by Ste guk February 4, 2019

Scrooge McDucking 

To dive into and swim around in a large pile of gold coins to celebrate one's wealth, as made famous by cartoon character Scrooge McDuck.
Man, John is so rich, he goes Scrooge McDucking in his yacht everyday.

John: Hey guys, you want to come to my mansion and go Scrooge McDucking?
Scrooge McDucking by kbair March 7, 2011

Egg McFuckin Idiot 

An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
A popular word used by people with colorful and inside humor. "McFucking" does not have anything to do with McDonald's, It's simply a cute way of saying "fucking".
"That was McFucking delicious"
"Bring your McFucking ass over here"
McFucking by Wink-Wonk June 2, 2016

scrooge mcduckin' 

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.
Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.
scrooge mcduckin' by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

mcfucking kill yourself 

mcfucking kill yourself is a high quality roast and it means kill yourself from diabetes which is quite harsh but a fucking quality roast
Guy 1: bro your shoes are fucking shit
Guy 2: mcfucking kill yourself
Guy 1: *ties noose around neck and jumps*