mcgukin

a butt sucker

Dude that guy is a total mcgukin

by starkiller 2.0 June 1, 2016

Dalton McGuinty

A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises

Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.

by Rich Caker October 20, 2007

Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

McGuinty

Double meaning: A foul and compulsive liar of epic proportions. Also synonymous with shit. Named so after Ontario's Premier Dalton McGuinty who have broken every single one of his election promises for the last 8 years and yet has the nerves to continue to lie for a third term.

Excuse me sir but your dog just McGuinty'd on my lawn. Could you so kindly clean it up?

Dude, I took the biggest McGuinty this morning and was late for work.

Son, I was awake when you came home late last night so don't try to McGuinty me!

by Corruption_Hater August 28, 2011

McGuinea

A racial slur towards an Irish-Italian person.

John is a McGuinea. He is Irish and Italian.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2005

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.

by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010