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McChumpkin 

a term used to describe a short, long haired, big muscles guy that has Scottish heritage. Must be less than 5'5", have hair to their shoulders, and regularly work out. McChumpkin's are by nature pretty big chumps.
andrew is such a McChumpkin. did ya see the way he devoured that haggis, and then immediately do 1000 push-ups? ar, bloody hell.
McChumpkin by psyudo-sally March 24, 2009
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McBlumpkin 

A blumpkin recieved in the restroom of a McDonalds fast food resturant while the reciever eats a "Happy Meal."
After Sharif recieved his happy meal Jane gave him a McBlumpkin in the girls bathroom.
McBlumpkin by Juaon January 15, 2006

ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)
bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.
ronald mcblumpkin by T. Llello July 27, 2004

McBlumpkin Decker 

When you get a blumpkin while leaving an upper decker in the rest room of the golden arches.
Get theirs to go... They've been in the bathroom long enough to leave a McBlumpkin Decker.

Mcgumpkin 

When you lay flat on your back and your man’s lays on top of you in 69 position, and he put his erect peen in your mouth. Then he sits full force on your forehead. Never removing the erect peen from the mouth. Leaving a swirl mark on your forehead.
I went home after a long day at work but still had enough energy for my mans to give me a Mcgumpkin.
Mcgumpkin by Acid Kool aid October 19, 2022

Mcblumpkin 

Getting a blowjob in a Mcdonalds while at the same time taking a shit in there bathroom stall.
dawg she was such a slut, we stopped in the Mcdonalds after the club and she gave me a mcblumpkin.
Mcblumpkin by tdepergola August 25, 2011

McBlumpkin 

The tasteful act of receiving oral pleasure while sitting on a toilet inside a McDonalds restaurant.
Yo, I just got a McBlumpkin from Tammy's ugly ass while eating a 20-piece off her head!
McBlumpkin by scroTIMOTHY February 24, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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