McChumpkin 

a term used to describe a short, long haired, big muscles guy that has Scottish heritage. Must be less than 5'5", have hair to their shoulders, and regularly work out. McChumpkin's are by nature pretty big chumps.

andrew is such a McChumpkin. did ya see the way he devoured that haggis, and then immediately do 1000 push-ups? ar, bloody hell.

McChumpkin by psyudo-sally March 24, 2009

McBlumpkin 

A blumpkin recieved in the restroom of a McDonalds fast food resturant while the reciever eats a "Happy Meal."

After Sharif recieved his happy meal Jane gave him a McBlumpkin in the girls bathroom.

McBlumpkin by Juaon January 15, 2006

ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)

bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.

ronald mcblumpkin by T. Llello July 27, 2004

McBlumpkin Decker 

When you get a blumpkin while leaving an upper decker in the rest room of the golden arches.

Get theirs to go... They've been in the bathroom long enough to leave a McBlumpkin Decker.

McBlumpkin Decker by ronald mcBlumpkee January 4, 2010

Mcgumpkin 

When you lay flat on your back and your man’s lays on top of you in 69 position, and he put his erect peen in your mouth. Then he sits full force on your forehead. Never removing the erect peen from the mouth. Leaving a swirl mark on your forehead.

I went home after a long day at work but still had enough energy for my mans to give me a Mcgumpkin.

Mcgumpkin by Acid Kool aid October 19, 2022

Mcblumpkin 

Getting a blowjob in a Mcdonalds while at the same time taking a shit in there bathroom stall.

dawg she was such a slut, we stopped in the Mcdonalds after the club and she gave me a mcblumpkin.

Mcblumpkin by tdepergola August 25, 2011

McBlumpkin 

The tasteful act of receiving oral pleasure while sitting on a toilet inside a McDonalds restaurant.

Yo, I just got a McBlumpkin from Tammy's ugly ass while eating a 20-piece off her head!

McBlumpkin by scroTIMOTHY February 24, 2017