Definitions by Tur7le
The Butcher Of Michigan
In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.
The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
The Butcher Of Michigan by Tur7le October 20, 2022
Olivia Jade
The daughter of Aunt Becky from Full House. She got terrible grades throughout school because she isn’t smart and doesn’t apply herself. She is rich, entitled, and spoiled. She is also talentless at all sports so she lied and took someone’s hard earned spot on the crew team. She ruined someone’s ability to work hard and earn their way. She isn’t a good person and hasn’t even apologized for what she did.
Person 1 “I showed up early and waited patiently for a spot at the show, but someone’s kid showed up, bribed the bouncer and gets my spot!”
Person 2 “I bet it was Olivia Jade! She’s the worst and cheats her way through everything.”
Person 2 “I bet it was Olivia Jade! She’s the worst and cheats her way through everything.”
Olivia Jade by Tur7le March 19, 2019
Chub Scout
A Boy Scout who is found to be particularly attractive by the Scout Master. Thus giving the Scout Master a "Chubby".
Chub Scout by Tur7le December 17, 2013
McGuckin
This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.
Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."