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having sex in a McDonald's bathroom or play area.
Kid: "woah whats that dad"
Dad: "its okay son, its just some teens having a McBang"
McBang by catdogcatdogcatdog October 27, 2019

McBangBang 

1. A McDonald's inspired sandwich comprised of 1 McDouble and 1 McChicken. The McChicken goes in between the McDouble "meat" patties. Mayonnaise is an essential feature of McBangBang.

2. The lovechild of a McDonald's McDouble and a McChicken. The McBangBang is created by putting the McChicken beteeen the two patties of the McDouble. This creation can be best enjoyed in an eat off. In order for the eat off competition to be valid all condiments must be included on the sandwich. The most traditional eat off includes two McBangBangs, a drink, and a yogurt parfait. The current record is 7 mins and 30 seconds for the full competition, but without mayo the record is 6 minutes and 39 seconds which unfortunately is an invalid time.
Ma'am I would like to order two McBangBangs and a yogurt parfait.
McBangBang by The Hungry Hustler January 23, 2010

ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy 

when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate

Steve: why what happened?

Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.

Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.

mcbanging 

I was McBanging the girl working the register.
mcbanging by happycookie April 13, 2014

Mcbanger 

A hotnspicy and a mcdouble from mcdonalds stacked together. Sort of like a bigmac but instead of 2 meats you have 1 chicken and 1 meat.
Guy 1: let's go get a big Mac .
Guy 2: fuck you I'm getting a mcbanger, it's only $2

Guy 1: alright let's get a mcbanger.
Mcbanger by Teebagger1127 September 24, 2011

high class mcbangbang 

when you buy a big mac and a southern style chicken, you take out the middle layer bun and slip in the chicken patty and condiments.
big mac $3
southern style chicken $3.50
high class mcbangbang priceless
high class mcbangbang by eatpussy729 November 14, 2010