Definitions by Goose81

Slurry McGoo

The Second stage of Drunkenness for Scuba Steve. Also known to talk your fucking ear off, whilst the listener understands nothing.

Last night Scuba got wasted so fast that after his first drink he already had the charm and charisma of Slurry McGoo.

Slurry McGoo by Goose81 July 18, 2003

jackhammer 

Commonly known as Hansen, Hardcore, or Destructor. Is tricky and requires you to get on top. Characteristics include a rhythmic pounding and a peculiar knowledge of aquatic life.

1. When going to the bars, Hansen likes to turn on the charms of the Jackhammer.
2. The Jackhammer is tricky like that, sometimes you gotta climb on top and ride it out

jackhammer by Goose81 July 18, 2003