Mc·good·win

verb /MIGˈOOD/Win/

a. For one's presence in a situation to cause confusion, disorder, and general chaos, often resulting in failure of ones stated goal.

b. in regards to romantic pursuits undertaken when heavily intoxicated and resulting in the failure of the courtship goals.

c. implying disaster or failure in the above scenarios.

"I really pulled a McGoodwin last night!"
"That sucks! What happened?"
"Well I got so smashed I decided to bang this chick my friend had already had sex with not 2 hours prior. But it was fine 'cause he didnt even finish"
"Well at least she was hot!"
"Yeah.....that's the thing."

mcgoodwin by JTMcCarthy1848 December 7, 2012

Related Words

mcgoodwin • Ms. Goodwin • McGoodvibes • Mcgoofin • mcgookin • mr gooding • Mrs Goodwin

Mcgoofin

A Hairy Butt-Hole

That guy had a very gross Mcgoofin, it rippled out of his shorts.

Mcgoofin by Dektar June 11, 2011

McGoodvibes

The feeling or vibe of being surrounded or next to a delicious food product from the popular fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Is subject , but not limited to the unrelenting sensation of a good old fashioned American burger.

Have you ever felt McGoodvibes, just walking into a McDonalds?

McGoodvibes by McNopolis May 10, 2011

mcgookin

A Women who loves tits and will do anything for them. Usually lesbian but is actually annoying

person 1: She loves tits
person 2: Yeah, SHes Mcgookin

mcgookin by Togbas_Dagger April 17, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026