a. For one's presence in a situation to cause confusion, disorder, and general chaos, often resulting in failure of ones stated goal.
b. in regards to romantic pursuits undertaken when heavily intoxicated and resulting in the failure of the courtship goals.
c. implying disaster or failure in the above scenarios.
"I really pulled a McGoodwin last night!"
"That sucks! What happened?"
"Well I got so smashed I decided to bang this chick my friend had already had sex with not 2 hours prior. But it was fine 'cause he didnt even finish"
"Well at least she was hot!"
"Yeah.....that's the thing."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'