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McCorkell 

the plural form of "corky" ie. a family, group, gathering, any collective of slighly retarded people, usually seen around towns and citys holding hands or a long piece of blue rope to keep them all together. can usually be heard mumbling profantities, among other thngs, under their breath. easily confused.
"OMFG! check out the mccorkell over there, day release for clown town, HAHAHAHA!"
McCorkell by calum mccorky May 22, 2008

McConnellgate 

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.
This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.
McConnellgate by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Mitch Mcconnell 

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."
Mitch Mcconnell by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell 

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.
My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

Mitch McConnell 

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
Mitch McConnell by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell 

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

McConnellism 

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.
Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism
McConnellism by dogeared August 3, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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