(1- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's index and middle finger into a person's anus and then rubbing those fingers across the same person's chin, forming a goatee. Almost exclusively follows immediately after the Dirty Sanchez---creating a moustache by similar means with the index finger.
(2- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's fist into a person's anus and then rubbing the same hand from the forehead to the chin of the same person. Also referred to as "Clarking."
(1- verb) We were doing it doggie style when I decided to give her the shocker. When I finished up, I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and then McCorkled her.
McConville is one of your old-old skool friends, the kid who lived on your street in 1974. He was a basic Eddie Haskell-typecharacter.
"...oh that McConville boy is so polite"... "such a little gentleman"... But in reality he showed you how to light m-80's when you were seven, and taught you how to throw snowballs at cars without getting caught. He says his favorite band is Black Sabbath but it's really Bon Jovi. He's the world's most loyal Yankees fan. "Don't let McConville hear you say The Yankees stink, he'll go nuts and you'll never hear the end of it"... "What's McConville up to these days? "