Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world
by CallingAllTortoises March 20, 2019

An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.
Not to be mistaken for turtles.
Not to be mistaken for turtles.
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