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KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
KEVIN MCCALISTER by Zachibald July 27, 2024

McAllistering 

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.
James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.
McAllistering by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011

mccollister 

A gentleman who has no balls, lacks a spine, and shows many distinct characteristics of a fragile snowflake.
Tony was crying after being tackled in a football game. He is such a Mccollister.
mccollister by JudasMcCollister March 23, 2017

Jenn McAllister 

A super skinny thicc legend that stomps around flexin. They like to act, and film themselves sitting in their hallway. They are usually seen with Alyx Weiss, a classic thorter.
Look at that girl! She is such a Jenn Mcallister, wow she must weigh 100 lbs, only butt fat.

McAllister 

The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome. Has an amazing smile. Best at all sports. He is one of a kind.
McAllister!!!
Yes,wassup
Can we hang out sometime

Yea sure
McAllister by ,? February 10, 2019

Ben McAllistered 

The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.
Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."